I'm sure there are a whole host of things you shouldn't do while wearing these, but those wouldn't be in the advertisement. They would probably be pretty hard to find in the instruction manual too.
Sorry for the long absence, insane levels of business combined with a lack of drive to create captions are to blame. That and the fact that I have been working on my real writing a lot of late. Anyway, I am back for this caption at least, I hope you like it.
Edit: I'm not entirely sure why I gave this caption a sub-title. You can think of this as either a first foray into another universe that I'm creating or as a caption with two titles. I will say that it is most likely the former.
So much for getting these captions done for Christmas. I don't have much hope for getting you the story before the end of the day either, I have to work late. I will try to get a New Years caption made and posted though.
Well, here it finally is, the next story I am posting by Edith Bellamy. And the winner is...
Bosom Buddies!
This is a story about two roughnecks who go to a local whorehouse after a hard day's work and make a real mess of the place. When they wake up in the morning... well I don't want to ruin the surprise for you. I'll just let you read it for yourself. Without further ado, I am proud to present to you, Edith Bellamy's Bosom Buddies.