Saturday, December 31, 2011

Femme Rain: Searching for a Cure

So much for getting these captions done for Christmas.  I don't have much hope for getting you the story before the end of the day either, I have to work late.  I will try to get a New Years caption made and posted though.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Shipping Invoice

A silly, simple caption.  Partly because I'm short on time and still have to finish three captions so I can post the next Edith Bellamy story, and partly because I loved the image and something along this line went along with it perfectly.  Can you pick out the punchline?

Naked in the Woods

I'm running a little behind on my schedule, as you might have noticed.  I still plan on posting the next story on Christmas.  It will be up by Boxing Day at the latest.
Edit: Additionally I just noticed that this is my 100th post on this blog.  So, WOO!

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Masks We Wear

Yes I named the caption after Ben Stein's character's book in "The Mask," so what?
Hope to be ready to post the story by Saturday or Sunday.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Fruit of the Underworld

Another caption in my "New Age" series.  Not very sexy, sorry about that.  I'm not sure where I'm going with this in the long run, still going through waking up the pantheon.  We'll see who wakes up next.  I would tell you to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story but given the current season and the current results that I'm seeing I'm just going to call it here, barring a serious upset.  Now all I have to do is finish enough captions so that I can post another story in time for Christmas.  I have several in the works, including a Christmas caption for you all, so it shouldn't be too large of a problem.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Pink Gladiolas

I am pleased to present, for your reading pleasure, "Pink Gladiolas" by Edith Bellamy.  This story holds a special place in my heart.  This was the very first piece of TG fiction that I ever read.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did all of those years ago.
As always, be sure to vote for the next story that I will be posting.

Domestic Accidents

Enjoy and vote!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Ms. Bubble

Be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story, in case you haven't already.

Friday, November 18, 2011

X-Ray Specs

It would seem that after my long hiatus of not making captions I am back with a vengeance.  Let's see how long this continues, shall we?  As always, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Horrors in Pink

I must say I was rather disappointed with the response my caption contest received.  I got one entry not counting my own seen here.  Because of that I will be glad to post that one entry but there is little point in having an actual contest surrounding it.  As always, be sure to vote for the next story I will be posting if you haven't already.

Monday, October 31, 2011


I may change the title of this series.  It turned into something entirely different from what I originally had in mind when I started.  Be sure to vote for the next story and keep those contest submissions coming in, I still only have the one but I'm holding out hope for some late entrants coming in before the buzzer.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Sweater Puppies

As always, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story.
I have still only received the one contest entry.  I must say I was hoping for a bit more of a reaction to this than I've gotten so far.  I know a lot of you have looked at the post since it has one of the highest page view totals for my entire blog.  If you're waiting until the last moment for create your caption quit it!  The suspense is killing me and my self-esteem.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Circe's Mirror

I am proud to present to you, the next story by Edith Bellamy:
Circe's Mirror
This is the story of an ill-fated archeological dig on an island in the Aegean Sea off the coast of Greece. They unearth an ancient chamber and unwittingly awaken the witch Circe who decides to exact her revenge.  This is an illustrated story with several paintings used to depict portions of the story.  Many of the original images were lost when the story was archived so I had to find new images online, I was lucky enough to find several of the original images through Google and Wikipedia but at least one was irreplaceable.  If any of you have a copy of this story with the original images intact I would greatly appreciate you sharing them with me.  But, without further ado I am proud to present to you Edith Bellamy's Circe's Mirror.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Power Surge

I've received the first entry for my caption contest and I'm hoping it won't be the last, and again, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Reach for It

A small caption for a small image.  Received the first entry for my caption contest this morning keep them coming, and don't forget to vote for the next story.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Caption Contest!

That's right, the moment you've all been waiting for has finally arrived.  I am hosting a caption contest on my own little corner of the internet.  What do you get if you win?  You get the satisfaction of a job well done.  "Read more" for the image.  I'm gonna set the deadline for one month.  So that would be November 10th.  You can email me the image files through the address in my profile.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Artemis Rising

It would appear as though I am turning this idea into a series.  Let's see where it goes shall we?
Vote now, before it is too late!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

School Spirit

Another caption?  What madness is this?

The Birth of Cytheria

Before you ask, Cytheria is another name for Aphrodite.  I used that name instead of Aphrodite because I wanted there to be a distinction between the myth and the wo/man in the caption.
Be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story on the poll to the right.

Friday, September 30, 2011


Two in one day, aren't you folks lucky.

Three Foolish Men

Enjoy, and be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story.  It is a new poll so even if you voted before be sure to do so again.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bosom Buddies

Well, here it finally is, the next story I am posting by Edith Bellamy.  And the winner is...
Bosom Buddies!
This is a story about two roughnecks who go to a local whorehouse after a hard day's work and make a real mess of the place.  When they wake up in the morning... well I don't want to ruin the surprise for you.  I'll just let you read it for yourself.  Without further ado, I am proud to present to you, Edith Bellamy's Bosom Buddies.

A Gift for the King

First off this evening, a new caption for your reading and viewing pleasure.
And if you'd like, click the "read more" link for a brief tutorial on my caption making process.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Return to the Library

I think this caption harkens back to one of my older captions, my fifth one: "What Happened to the Library" to be specific.  I wouldn't call this a sequel, more just another caption in the same universe.  My original thought for that old caption was that he was a victim of the Great Shift but with this caption I reveal that it was in fact something in the library that did it and has done it again apparently.  This is a much shorter one to balance against the novel I wrote for the last caption.  Enjoy.
Again, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story.  Only one caption left before I decide on the winner.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Garden

Behold, my longest caption set to date.  This thing got a little out of hand, started in my head a while ago as only two images, then I found a third but as I was writing it today I realized that I needed a fourth image to be able to tell the story how I wanted.  This was a problem since I didn't have a picture that worked with the story.  So I had to delve into my internet sources and pull out the last image and ten or so other images I decided I wanted to caption.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy the result of my work, I know I had fun writing it.
Again, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story I will be posting, you're running out of time no matter what the countdown says, I will be posting the next story after I write two more captions.

Sunday, September 18, 2011


My first official Spells R Us caption.  Sort of had one in the Goldwell Transformation Institute caption, but that hardly counts since it was only mentioned in passing.
Be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story I will be posting.

Friday, September 16, 2011

The Ritual of Prayer

A possible sequel to my old caption The Power of Prayer.  Again, be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story I will be posting.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Same Dream

I am in no way pleased with how this caption ultimately turned out. I love the actual text of the caption, but the way the layout ended up having to be done leaves me with this ugly blank space. It was either that or make the font so small it could only be read with a magnifying glass. Oh well, enjoy it as much as you can I suppose.
Be sure to vote for the next Edith Bellamy story I will be posting.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Dog's-Eye View

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Goldwell Transformation Institute

In a universe where there are so many people becoming permanently trapped in a body of the other sex, you'd think that eventually companies would crop up that specialize in helping these victims. This is one such company. I had fun coming up with the smear slogans against some of the classic transformation tropes in this community, including a couple of the ones that I have created personally. I hope you enjoy and again, if you haven't yet, please check out the poll to the right and vote on which Edith Bellamy story you want me to post next.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Elphinstone Formula Epilogue

Here, for your reading pleasure, is the final part of Edith Bellamy's Elphinstone Formula. This is much shorter than the previous sections being only a little over four pages in length. It has been my pleasure to return this great story to the world wide web and it saddens me a little to be done with it. To that end, I have delved back into the depths of the old internet and dredged up more of Edith's old stories. If you haven't yet, please check out the poll to the right and vote on which story you want me to post next. Here's the epilogue, I hope you enjoy it.

Ralph's Discount Body Shop - Fall Line

You know what?  I have a lot of fun making ads for Ralph's Discount Body Shop.  I hope you enjoy them too.

The Priestess' Call

Based on H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu" Portions of it are drawn immediately from the story. Namely, the very first and last lines.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Lampwielder

Last caption, okay, I'm not incredibly proud of that last caption. So to make up for it, I made you all this one. I am proud of this one. You only see one side of this conversation, so I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks in your head. Anyway: enjoy.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011


Inspired directly by a story I found a while ago on the old Transformation Story Archive by the name of Sheena. This is one of many great stories on that website, and I feel its worth having a look around in even if it no longer updates.