I am pleased to present to you this next story by Edith Bellamy: "What Gilbert Got for Christmas." I realize that this is a little late for Christmas, but tough. It wasn't really a plan to post this for the holiday, you all voted for it like crazy, so it's your fault. If I had realized that it would be the obvious choice at the beginning of December, I would have probably tried a little harder to get it up in time, but alas. Anyway, enjoy this late Christmas gift from me to all of you.